BANG.

that's right. i like guns. i mean, i like to shoot them.

but no, i don't think people should be allowed to have them in their houses (especially after seeing photographs of the kind of damage they can do in my Death Investigation class.)

and of course, as the funniest transvestite in the world, Eddie Izzard, says "Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)." 

so i'm quite a fan. this is my high.